Things only dads understand
Like getting genuinely excited about organizing the garage. Or how a 20 minute trip to the store somehow turns into an hour because you got distracted looking at tools. Or when you find a new route home and you're irrationally proud of it. Also getting asked where something is when you literally just put it down 3 seconds ago. Anyone else experience this level of being invisible?
Ha, the store trip always gets me. I'll go in for milk and come out 45 minutes later having looked at every section. With twins I should be in and out but nope, dad brain takes over.