Things only other dads will understand

C

Mar 31 min read

Like when you're running late for something and you do that speed walk that's not quite a run so you don't look desperate. Or when you find a french fry in the car from like two weeks ago. Or when you're in bed trying to find a comfortable spot and you've taken up half the bed but your wife still somehow needs more room. Or when you pretend to be asleep when your kid calls for you at 3am. Just me?

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SSam P.RegularMar 3

Haha the desperate speed walk is so real. I do that in the parking lot at work trying to look like I'm just casually moving fast.

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BBrad N.RegularMar 3

That french fry thing hits different when you've got three kids. You find the best snacks in the weirdest places and suddenly you're a hero.

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VVincentRegularMar 3

The speed walk is my move on swing shift nights when I'm already late getting home. Just gotta own it.

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