Went to get milk and cereal this morning. My 4 year old sees a sign that says 'Fresh Baked Bread' and loudly asks 'Why is the bread taking a bath?' Then he wouldn't stop laughing at his own joke for like 10 minutes while people stared at us. I have created a monster. He's going to be doing dad jokes before he can ride a bike.
The grocery store with a 4 year old is basically a comedy show you didn't pay for. At least you got material out of it?
Ha! The 'Fresh Baked Bread' thing is gold. My 4 year old did something similar at Target last week - saw a sign for 'Clearance' and asked why everything was angry. Kids logic is unbeatable.
This is exactly why I do my grocery shopping at 6am before the kids wake up. Game changer, man. Trust me on this one.
I'm dying to know what happened with the Fresh Baked Bread sign. Did he try to take it literally or something? Four year olds have a way of making simple trips into adventures.
This is why I do the grocery store runs solo when I can. The logic of a young kid combined with a public setting is a recipe for entertainment and embarrassment in equal measure.
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The grocery store chaos is real. My 4 year old once asked why hot dogs came in a pack of 10 but buns come in 8. Now I can't unsee that problem every time we shop.