Unpopular opinion: bad jokes are actually the best jokes
The worse the joke the more it makes my kids groan which means I win. That's the game right? Make them uncomfortable with how bad it is? I refuse to get better at this because mediocrity is the point. Am I alone here or do other dads get this?
You're 100% right. The groan is the metric. If they laugh normally then the joke isn't bad enough. The groaning means you've achieved the perfect level of terrible.
The moment they roll their eyes is when you know you've transcended as a dad. That's the real win state.