Waiting for the pediatrician while my son reads the posters
He points at the poster about nutrition and goes 'Dad why does it say you should eat a balanced diet, I thought we ate at a table?' I had to leave the room I was laughing so hard. The nurses were staring at me like I was crazy.
This made my day. My kids do the same thing where they're super serious about random health stuff and I'm just trying to get through without running late for work.