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What did I tell my son about the broken pencil
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Pete A.Regular
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I said there's no point. He stared at me for a solid 10 seconds then asked if we could go to McDonalds. I think that's a win.
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I said there's no point. He stared at me for a solid 10 seconds then asked if we could go to McDonalds. I think that's a win.
Ha, the stare followed by total subject change is peak kid energy. At least you got a reaction, even if it wasn't the laugh you were hoping for. McDonalds is the real win anyway.
Haha I feel this in my soul. My daughter just looks at me like I'm crazy when I do dad jokes. But hey, he remembered it enough to ask for McDonalds so that's something.
The pencil joke is a classic. Ten seconds of silence is the real victory here. That means he was actually processing it.
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McDonald's redirect is the killer follow-up. Kids know how to shut down our comedy routine real quick.
Ha, getting the wife laugh counts as a win in my book. That's the real audience we're performing for anyway.