My 5yo told me I have a 'jiggly tummy like Santa' and I should 'stop eating cookies.' Pretty sure he just roasted me but the confidence in his delivery absolutely got me. Later he asked if I was sad because I was jiggly. Kids have zero filter and somehow they nail you every time. What's the most brutal thing a kid has said to you?
Ha, out of the mouths of babes! My 5yo does the same thing where she'll just say something brutally honest with zero filter. At least he cares enough to give you constructive feedback, right?
Five year olds are savage with the observations. The confidence is what gets me every time, like he's just stating facts.
That's gold. Kids have no chill when it comes to calling you out. Mine told me I need to go to the gym the other day, so I feel your pain.
That's hilarious and brutal at the same time. The jiggliest part is knowing they're probably right. My kids have no filter and I'm here for it.
Kids are savage, man. My daughter asked why I have 'old man skin' on my neck. Out of the mouths of babes.
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Ha! My 5yo told me the same thing last month. I've decided to just accept that my kids are brutal fashion critics. At least they're honest.