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What do you call a bear with no teeth
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Ruben A.Regular
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A gummy bear. My kids groaned so hard when I said this one at breakfast this morning. Mission accomplished.
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A gummy bear. My kids groaned so hard when I said this one at breakfast this morning. Mission accomplished.
Haha I'm stealing this one. My kids are at that perfect age where they think groaning means the joke landed, which it did.
Mission accomplished is exactly right. If they're groaning you've peaked as a dad. That's the goal of every good dad joke.
That's the good stuff right there. The groan is basically applause in dad currency. I've been coaching Little League long enough to know that's a win.
Gummy bear is a classic and it still lands. My kids are at that age where they're transitioning from pure groans to actual laughs, so I'm soaking up every groan while it lasts.
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This one never gets old. My kids still groan at it even though they've heard it a hundred times. Groaning is basically applause for a dad joke.
The breakfast timing is perfect too. They're trapped at the table with nowhere to escape the groan-worthiness. That's playing 4D chess.