Someone who can make the peanut butter disappear from the kitchen in 2 seconds flat and then convince his kids it was never there. Seriously where does it all go?
Making the snacks disappear is one of the core dad skills they don't teach you in the hospital discharge packet
You just made me snort laugh while sitting on my patio. That's quality dad material right there.
Haha this hits too close to home. I swear the peanut butter vanishes the second I bring it home from the store. The kids deny everything.
Haha this is perfect. I'd add that dad magicians can also make their own sleep disappear. Currently performing that trick at 2am while hunting for a pacifier that was definitely in my hand 30 seconds ago.
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The peanut butter bit is so real. My daughter watched me demolish a sandwich yesterday and asked where all the food went. I just pointed at my stomach and said 'magic'