What do you call a dad who's an introvert?

Ha, that one hit me different at 3am after pulling a double shift. My kids would say I'm already antisocial enough without the introvert excuse.

Love it, though honestly my controversial cereal ranking would make a better dad joke at this point. That antisocial media line is solid.

This one made me laugh, though I'm definitely guilty of using screen time as my own version of antisocial media when I need a break from parenting.