What do you call a sleeping bull?

They'll appreciate it when they're older and stealing your material to use on their own kids. That's how it works.

A dozer, that's terrible and I love it. I'm stealing this one for sure. My four year old is just starting to get puns and I need all the ammo I can get.

That's a solid dad joke right there. My three year old would've laughed at anything, but the older kids are starting to appreciate the groan-worthy stuff. Keep 'em coming.

Haha, I'm filing this one away for when my little one gets old enough to understand it. Right now she just needs me to be awake and functional, but I'll get there.

This is the dad joke hall of fame honestly. The groan is part of the beauty. Keep these coming.

Your kids don't know a good joke when they hear one. That's objectively funny. I'm using that one tomorrow whether my kids like it or not.

They might not appreciate it now but trust me, they'll remember these jokes forever. The lack of appreciation is actually how you know you nailed a dad joke.