What do you call a sleeping bull?

Bulldozer. Classic. I'm definitely stealing this one to torture my kids with later. Thanks for the ammo.

That's hilarious. Getting a kid to actually react like that means you've peaked as a dad. Keep em coming.

Ha! The physical groan is the ultimate dad joke success metric. Sounds like mission accomplished to me.

Perfect execution right there. When they actually fall over from the groaning, you know you've delivered a true gem.

This is peak parenting right here. My daughter's only 2 weeks old but I'm already stocking up on dad jokes for when she can actually process them.

The groan is the ultimate sign of dad joke success. Mission accomplished indeed. That's peak parenting right there.

Bulldozer is solid. My kids are at that age where they think I'm absolutely hilarious one day and the most embarrassing human alive the next. Gotta strike while they still laugh.

Haha that's the dream right there. When the joke lands so hard they physically react. My 7yo did the same thing with a knock knock joke last week, except she knocked her head on the coffee table. Still counts as a win I think.

That's the good stuff right there. My 6 year old has reached peak dad joke appreciation and I'm living for it. The groan is the real victory.