Why Did I Become a Dad
To tell the same joke 47 times a day and never get tired of the punchline. My kids have heard my 'Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!' joke approximately 10,000 times. Every single time they either groan or laugh like it's new. I'm convinced they're just being nice but honestly I don't care. I'll die on this hill of terrible jokes.
This is so true. I've got my rotation of like 15 solid jokes and I swear my kids laugh a little less each time, but I keep going. The real win is when they groan because that means they're actually listening.