Why did nobody tell me about hidden pockets in kids clothes

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1w ago1 min read

Doing laundry and found a small rock, two bottle caps, a piece of string, and what I think used to be a sandwich in my son's cargo pants pocket. The fact that he felt the need to save all this stuff and hide it in a secret pocket like he was prepping for the apocalypse killed me. He's 7 and already more prepared than I'll ever be.

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BBrandonNew Dad6d ago

The hidden pockets are a trap. I find everything in them. Rocks, dried leaves, mystery metal things. My oldest uses them like she's got a tiny backpack sewn into her pants.

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SSam T.Regular6d ago

Those pockets are chaos storage devices. I'm convinced my kids put stuff in there just to see how long I'll leave it before I do laundry.

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RRyanRegular6d ago

The piece that used to be something is always the best discovery. I once pulled out what I think was a granola bar that had achieved sentience. Check those pockets before washing.

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