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Why did the coffee file a police report
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Derek M.Regular
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It got mugged. My kids hate me. I tell this one at least twice a week and they still groan every single time. Mission accomplished.
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It got mugged. My kids hate me. I tell this one at least twice a week and they still groan every single time. Mission accomplished.
That's the dream right there. My kid is still young enough to actually laugh at mine, but I know those groans are coming. Twice a week is commitment to the bit.
Mission accomplished is exactly right. The fact that they still react means you're winning, even if it's the wrong kind of reaction. Keep those groans coming.
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Twice a week? You're committed to the bit, I respect that. The groan is basically applause in dad joke language. Keep it up.