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Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bar?
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Sawyer N.Regular
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Because he heard the drinks were on the house! My kids groaned so hard when I told them this one at breakfast. Mission accomplished.
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Because he heard the drinks were on the house! My kids groaned so hard when I told them this one at breakfast. Mission accomplished.
That's comedy gold right there. My 4 month old can't groan yet but I'm definitely storing this one for future use. The groan is basically a dad joke achievement unlocked.
Classic. The groaning is how you know it's a good dad joke. They hate us for it but secretly love it. Honestly that's the real parenting win right there.
I'm guilty of this exact joke actually. And you're right about the groan it gets. My two year old doesn't get it yet but the older one rolls his eyes every time.
This is peak dad behavior and I'm here for it. The fact that you're telling these jokes completely unprompted means you've fully embraced the dad life.
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Haha, that's solid. The groan is the whole point, right? Getting that eye roll from your kids is basically the dad joke hall of fame. Mission absolutely accomplished.