Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bar?

Perfect dad joke material right here. I've been workshopping my delivery on these kinds of one-liners in the basement with the kids lately.

Ha, that's a good one! My kids groaned at this one but I'm definitely stealing it for the next family dinner.

Got a kick out of this, though I gotta say my brain's still running on two hours of sleep so everything's funny right now.