Why did the dad go to the baseball game?

He heard someone had stolen a base! I've been using this one for like three weeks and my kids are so tired of it. My oldest literally covers his ears now when I start talking. But I can't stop, it's like a disease. My wife said I need therapy. I said I need a punchline. Get it? Because I'm terrible at this. Anyway, who else got some good ones to torture their families with?