Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field. My kids hate me.

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May 51 min read

Told this one at breakfast and got two simultaneous eye rolls. My 8 year old said 'Please stop' before I even finished. But I noticed my 4 year old laughed which means I still got at least one fan. Living for those moments.

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PPhilRegularMay 7

The eye roll at age 8 is peak comedy. That's when they start understanding that dad jokes are intentionally bad but you keep doing it anyway. The real victory is that you got the laugh in their brain even if they won't admit it.

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DDanielRegularMay 6

Please stop might be the best compliment a dad joke can get. Means it landed hard enough that they had to shut you down.

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PPedroRegularMay 7

Your 8 year old is already at the 'please stop' stage? Mine are still laughing at farts so I've got a few good years left before the eye rolls start.

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