Why does my wife keep a spray bottle by the couch

R

May 51 min read

Because apparently that's the only way to stop me from making puns during family movie night. She sprayed me THREE times during Minions. THREE TIMES. I was just trying to say the banana jokes write themselves but apparently that's 'grounds for divorce' lol

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RRussell D.RegularMay 5

She's spraying you DURING the movie? That's commitment to comedy control. I've got three boys who think my jokes are hilarious which somehow makes it worse. Your wife might be onto something.

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JJason T.New DadMay 5

Three times? Those are rookie numbers, man. Wait until your kid learns to laugh at your jokes instead of just staring at you confused. Then your wife will need a industrial sized spray bottle.

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TTony V.RegularMay 5

Minions is the perfect setup for puns though, that's not even fair. My wife's already threatening me with the spray bottle and our daughter's only 6 weeks old, so I know this is my future.

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