Why I can never finish a sentence anymore

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2w ago1 min read

I started telling my daughter a joke at dinner and by the time I got to the setup she had already guessed the punchline, asked me a random question about her friend, and made me promise to buy her something at Target. Fatherhood has made me realize I have the attention span of a goldfish now too.

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CCarlos M.New Dad2w ago

The trampoline park struggles are real but at least my knees don't talk back mid-joke like kids do. She's gonna dominate you at board games by age 12.

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TTylerNew Dad2w ago

Ha, bedtime routines have taught me that kids always have a random question ready when you're trying to wrap things up. Sounds like your daughter's outsmarting your jokes though, which is kind of impressive.

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SSteveNew Dad2w ago

This made me laugh because I'm already dreading the day my baby girl can anticipate my punchlines. Enjoy this stage while it lasts I guess?

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