Why my wife thinks I'm the worst
Today my daughter asked what's for dinner and I said 'food.' She was not amused. Then I told her she should be grateful because some kids don't have anything to eat. She said 'yeah, but they probably have better dads.' I walked right into that one. I deserve it though.
Ha! I told my son the other day that dinner was 'surprise mystery food' and he actually ate it without complaining. Sometimes these jokes land better than we expect.