Apparently saying "I'm on a roll" every morning while making toast is grounds for divorce. Also "lettuce have a nice day" at lunch and "orange you glad we're eating dinner" at night. I think she's overreacting but I've been told to stop. The kids still laugh though so I'm calling this a win.
Dude you gotta commit to the bit. The eye roll is how you know the joke landed. That's like a standing ovation in dad years.
Your wife's got a point but those are solid puns. I'd keep firing them off even if I'm sleeping on the couch for it.
Those are legitimately good ones though. You can't just stop the dad joke train, that's what we signed up for. Maybe she'll come around.
I feel this in my soul. I made a 'cereal' killer joke yesterday and my kids both groaned so hard I thought they'd hurt themselves. Worth it though.
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My wife threatened the same thing after I said 'waffle' instead of 'awful' for like a week straight. The key is doubling down and making MORE puns until she laughs despite herself. Works every time.