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I said we should name the baby 'Epidemic' since we clearly don't understand how to stop having kids. She did not appreciate my humor at 3am while in labor.
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I said we should name the baby 'Epidemic' since we clearly don't understand how to stop having kids. She did not appreciate my humor at 3am while in labor.
Third kid energy right there. I'm dying over here, but I also get why she wasn't feeling it at that hour. Good luck with the triple Christmas light setup you're about to inherit.
Dude, Epidemic is actually kind of hilarious. Congrats on number three though, that's going to be chaos in the best way.
Ha, that's a good one but yeah the timing on dad jokes matters. With three kids though you're officially in the club where sleep deprivation makes everything funnier at 3am.
Epidemic is actually hilarious. Congrats on number three! We're done at two but man, the logic checks out haha
This is the best dad joke setup I've heard in a while. Your wife is either laughing or plotting something.
Your wife probably loved that one. Third kid is a whole different experience than the first two.
Third kid and you're still making jokes? That's commitment. Most dads I know just accept defeat by kid two.
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Lol that's gold. But seriously congratulations on number three. That's a lot of kids but also that's awesome.
I laughed at this way harder than I should have. The fact that you named them Epidemic in your head is pretty funny though.