Carlos
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Co-parenting two amazing kids and learning as I go. Weekends are my favorite.
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Commented on My kid asked why I call her my little monkey
Dude, you've created a monster! My daughter asked me the same thing after I made a joke and now I'm living the consequences every single Tuesday. Tota...
Dad Jokes & MemesJuly 1, 20260Commented on New girlfriend meeting the kids soon
That's tough, but you've got every right to move on just like she has. Keep it calm and measured with the intro and don't engage if she's being unreas...
Co-ParentingJuly 1, 20260Commented on First time taking the kids camping - tips?
Meals are honestly the easiest part once you plan it out. We do a lot of one-pot stuff like chili or pasta that you can prep at home and just reheat. ...
GeneralApril 14, 2026072 degrees or we're fighting
March 5, 20260The accuracy hurts fr
March 4, 20260How does he move that fast??
March 2, 20260My wife sends me this every time
March 2, 20260This is literally my morning routine
March 2, 20260Why is this SO accurate it hurts
March 1, 20260This is what peak performance looks like
March 1, 20260