Punny lunch notes backfired
Started putting terrible puns in my kids' lunch boxes to embarrass them. Now the oldest one is making puns back at me and I don't know how to feel about it. On one hand I'm proud.
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Started putting terrible puns in my kids' lunch boxes to embarrass them. Now the oldest one is making puns back at me and I don't know how to feel about it. On one hand I'm proud.
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Nothing, it just waved. My kids groaned so hard when I told them this one at dinner. Mission accomplished.
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I will defend Pixar movies to my dying breath. These aren't just kids movies, they have genuine emotional depth and solid storytelling. I've cried at Coco more than once and I'm no
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Sitting in the minivan in the Target parking lot eating a rotisserie chicken straight from the container with my bare hands while the kids were in the store with my wife. No shame,
Just me? Just a dad thing? I swear I do this at least twice a week. Had a full panic thinking I lost it yesterday and my wife found it in my back pocket. I've been a dad for 6 year
Hear me out. Kids who grow up with terrible dad jokes develop a better sense of humor and the ability to laugh at things that aren't perfect. Plus they learn resilience by having t