Dwayne S.

Commented on Wife says my parenting style is 'excessive puns'

Man, the pun game is real. My three month old can't judge me yet but I'm already preparing for that day when he realizes his dad is corny. Keep it up,...

Commented on Anyone else's kids obsessed with that Bluey show?

Bluey is legitimately good, no joke. My kids watch it constantly and I've caught myself laughing at the parent dynamics. That dad character really doe...

Commented on Anyone else addicted to their Traeger now?

Man, every weekend something smoking is the dream. Your wife sounds cool about it though so maybe invite her to help pick what to cook next and make i...

Commented on Went back to school at 38, completely different person now

Six years part-time while working is serious dedication. My brain can barely handle one thing at a time, so mad respect for pushing through to somethi...

Commented on Just realized something about parenting

Haha man that hit different. I'm living that right now with my two under two. Some days I'm counting down to bedtime, then I blink and they're gonna b...

Commented on Son picked up curse words from me

Oh man, been there. My daughter came home with some choice words last year and I realized how much kids are like little parrots. The good news is at 5...

Commented on Scared to death of SIDS

That constant checking phase is brutal, but honestly it's normal. Just know you're not alone in this. Your wife's right that you need to step back a b...

Commented on Hiking trip disaster almost ruined everything

Hey man, don't be so hard on yourself. At least you got them out there and made memories. Next time just pack triple the water and you'll be golden. M...

Commented on Struggling with patience when disciplining my kids

The twins taught me real quick that staying calm is harder than any parenting book makes it sound. You're not alone in that struggle, and the fact tha...

Commented on Baby refuses to sleep in bassinet

Two weeks in and you're already doing better than me, honestly. Our dog was way more chill about the bassinet than our first kid was. Stick with it th...