Byron S.

Commented on Why did the scarecrow win an award

That groan is absolutely the best part of being a dad. My four kids still do that and I chase them around the house waiting for the next one. Keep tho...

Commented on The puns never stop and my kids resent me for it

Your kid will be making dad jokes with their own kids one day, trust me. That's just how it works.

Commented on The grocery store incident

Coffee might be my best friend but dad jokes are a close second. Your 6 year old probably loved it even if your wife didn't.

Commented on Anyone else dealing with anxiety about being a good enough father?

Those thoughts eat at me too, especially with three kids. But honestly, the fact that you're even asking this question means you're already thinking a...

Commented on The diaper aisle has jokes now

Your four year old's got the right idea, those simple jokes hit different when they come from the kids. My crew cracks up at the dumbest stuff during ...

Commented on Bottle feeding guilt

Man, formula is fine - your baby is fed and healthy, that's what matters. Don't let anyone make you or your wife feel guilty about doing what works fo...

Commented on Finally finished the backyard deck. Only took 4 months!

Four months and a fire pit underneath? That's not just a deck, that's a whole hangout space. Every Saturday of work paid off right there.

Commented on What did my 6 year old say after I told him a joke

Dude that's gold. Being compared to grandpa humor is basically a badge of honor at this point. Means you're doing something right.

Commented on The diaper aisle is basically a comedy club now

Ha, your 3 year old is already the comedy police. I've got three and they're brutally honest about what lands and what doesn't. At least you're trying...

Commented on The grocery store incident

Dude I would've said the same thing without thinking twice. The banana color confusion is hilarious.