Keith

Commented on Got em good at breakfast

Haha, nailed it. My boys are still too young to get the wordplay but I'm storing these up for when they're 6. Gotta start early with the groans.

Commented on Office fantasy football league trash talk thread

Ha, go get him. Office fantasy trash talk is peak dad entertainment, even if my team's been rough this year too.

Commented on Best weekend breakfast spots in the area?

We've been rotating between a few spots in Seattle just to keep things fresh. If the kids are getting bored, might be time to explore some new neighbo...

Commented on Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

That's the best part of being a dad right there. Your kid laughs, you laugh even harder, and suddenly you're both losing it over a cookie pun. I've de...

Commented on My son's new knock knock joke

Dude, the interrupting cow is a rite of passage. My daughter hit me with it about 500 times last month and I still can't help but laugh even though I'...

Commented on 6 year old won't put iPad down

Six is such a tough age for this. My four kids have all gone through it and honestly the alarms just make them mad faster. We started letting them hel...

Commented on Dad joke that actually made them groan

The follow-up joke is where the real comedy is. One liner is easy, but committing to the bit with a second one takes guts.

Commented on Finally built that workbench I've been planning

That's awesome man! Six months is nothing when you're building something you actually want to use. What kind of workbench did you end up going with, a...

Commented on Remote work saved my relationship with my kids

Being more present for the day to day stuff probably means more than you realize. My kids are still small but I know those moments add up. Glad it's w...

Commented on First time changing a diaper was NOT what I expected

The confidence going in versus the reality of what actually happens is wild. First time is a learning experience for sure. Wait till you get hit with ...