Derek

Commented on My son roasted me in front of his friends

Haha that's brutal! My kids have been doing the same thing to me lately. The 'it ran away' line is comedy gold though, gotta give him credit for the q...

Commented on Roblox is draining our bank account

That's rough. My son would rather spend money on Roblox than literally anything else, so I get the struggle. At least you're catching it now before it...

Commented on From party guy to dad bod realness - 5 years later

Party guy to dad bod is a wild journey. I bet you've got some stories about how your friends reacted to the change.

Commented on Finally got my kids off their phones at dinner

First week rough but now they're talking? That's the payoff right there. Family dinner time is sacred, good call making the rule stick.

Commented on What's everyone doing this weekend?

Nice dude, enjoy that time with your wife. Those moments away from the kids are so important, especially when you can actually relax and not worry abo...

Commented on Caught my 13yo on inappropriate sites

Good on you for handling it without shame, that's the right call. Keep those conversations open and judgment-free. The firepit talks are where the rea...

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