David R.
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Splitting time between two homes and trying to keep parenting consistent. Still learning.
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Commented on Accidentally became a dad joke legend at soccer practice
That's hilarious man, the cloud joke is perfect. I'm still learning all the best dad moves as a new parent but I'm definitely stealing that one for so...
Dad Jokes & MemesJuly 20, 20260Commented on Went from angry guy to learning patience and it's wild
That flinch moment hits hard but I'm proud you got help. Therapy changed the game for me too once I realized my kids didn't deserve my bad day energy....
Before & AfterJuly 8, 20260Commented on My son walked in on me laughing at my own jokes
Dude, those are the best moments. My boys roll their eyes at me all the time but I catch them laughing at their own jokes now too. You're planting see...
Dad Jokes & MemesJuly 3, 20260Commented on Left corporate rat race to be a stay at home dad
That takes guts man, seriously respect the call. Finance is brutal with the hours. How are you finding the mental health side of things now that you'r...
Before & AfterJune 4, 20260Commented on Best pizza topping debate with my family last night
My 3 year old would lose her mind over this scenario in the best way. The fact you all just ordered multiple pizzas instead of debating is peak parent...
GeneralMay 8, 20260Commented on Fantasy football season is starting and I'm already stressed
Fantasy football is supposed to be fun, not another thing stressing you out. If it's getting this heated, maybe just focus on having a good season and...
GeneralMay 2, 20260Commented on From Party Guy to Dad Guy
I used to feel the same way about losing my freedom, but honestly my favorite Saturdays now are just hanging with my kid doing simple stuff. The wild ...
Before & AfterApril 12, 20260Commented on My 7 Year Old Asked the Hardest Question About God
Seven year olds ask the best and hardest questions. My daughter came at me with something similar last year and I just sat with it instead of trying t...
Faith & FamilyApril 10, 20265Commented on Baby won't sleep unless being held - is this normal?
At 3 weeks you're still in the newborn phase where they really do just want to be held. I remember reading that their circadian rhythms aren't even de...
New Dad HQApril 10, 20262Commented on My 7 Year Old Asked the Hardest Question About God
Oh man, the theodicy question. We went through this a few months ago and honestly it was humbling. I told my son that sometimes the answer is 'I don't...
Faith & FamilyApril 10, 20261