Marcus J.

Commented on Took paternity leave and regret going back

I feel this in my bones. The hardest part is knowing how fast it goes and being stuck at a desk watching it happen through the phone. Hang in there.

Commented on The moment my son smiled at me on purpose

That first real smile hits different man, congrats. Those 6 weeks of chaos feel worth it the moment they look at you like that. Cherish it because the...

Commented on From night owl to 5am guy - what happened to me

Man, the gaming till 2am days feel like another lifetime. Five in the morning hits different when little ones are involved, whether you signed up for ...

Commented on What's everyone watching right now?

That show is intense! I've been meaning to check it out but honestly between the baby and trying to finish projects in the basement, I barely have tim...

Commented on Caught my son doing something hilarious today

Ha, 'dad juice' is way better than what my dog used to think I was doing with the coffee maker. Now that I've got actual kids, at least they understan...

Commented on Ex won't stick to pickup schedule, affecting my time with kids

I'd be losing it too. One thing that helped me was setting a hard deadline like 6:15pm, then I just make plans with the kids at home if she's not ther...

Commented on The cereal killer is back on the menu

The cereal pun game is strong with this one. My six year old would've groaned but secretly loved it, which is basically the whole point of dad jokes.

That catch was insane no cap

The accuracy hurts fr fr

Father instincts hit different