Brandon

Commented on Wife is pregnant with our third and I'm already preparing

Dude, congrats on number three. The dad joke pipeline is real and organized is the only way to survive it. Keep that spreadsheet sacred.

Commented on Accidentally discovered my 12yo son's YouTube history and now I'm worried

Yeah, this one's tricky. I struggle with screen limits too. Maybe instead of confronting, sit down with him and go through some of the videos together...

Commented on My 8yo is addicted to Roblox, need advice

Yeah that's the tough one. My son went through the same thing with gaming a few months back. We had to set hard limits on screen time and honestly jus...

Commented on My son asked me why I don't like jokes about potatoes

That's the goal right there - the groan is basically applause in dad language. Starchy joke landed perfectly.

Commented on Dad powers activated at the grocery store

Getting a laugh out of them at the store is like hitting the dad joke lottery. Makes the whole trip worthwhile, groceries or not.

Commented on 6 year old discovered YouTube and won't stop watching

Man I feel this one hard. I've got two kids on tablets and setting limits has been a nightmare for me. What helps is being super consistent with the r...

Commented on Does anyone else fall asleep during movies now

Dude, same here. I think it's just the dad life catching up with us. Between the kids and everything else, by the time we actually sit down to watch s...

Commented on Got asked to be a groomsman in my brother's wedding

Congrats man, that's awesome! The speech is the main thing honestly, just tell some good stories about your brother and keep it heartfelt. You've got ...

Commented on Found out my 11yo has a fake Instagram account

Yeah that's a wake up call. I'd sit down and talk about trust rather than just punishing him, but also definitely need some clear boundaries about wha...

Commented on My wife caught me doing the dad dance in the kitchen

Dude the kitchen dance is peak dad energy. My 4 year old twins literally request specific songs just so they can watch me embarrass myself, so you're ...