Ron D.

Commented on The dad joke that finally got me banned from the dinner table

This is peak dad energy right here. My son's only 4 months old but I'm already practicing material like this for when he can actually understand it. Y...

Commented on Went to the store with my daughter and accidentally became a meme

This is the kind of moment you hold onto. Kids have this honest way of cutting through all the nonsense that honestly makes parenting worth it.

Commented on My daughter is at that age where she won't laugh at my jokes

That's the dream right there. My boys are still young enough to actually laugh at my material, so I'm trying to enjoy it while it lasts. The anti-grav...

Commented on How do you communicate with ex when things are tense

I get it, man. Even asking innocent stuff can feel like walking on eggshells. The napkins in my kids' lunchboxes are honestly easier than navigating t...

Commented on She's using the kids as bargaining chips and I'm losing it

That's rough man. Don't let her pull you into that game because it only hurts the kids in the end. Sounds like you need to talk to your lawyer about w...

Commented on I was a corporate robot, now I'm actually alive

That's an amazing realization to have. My daughter just won the spelling bee and in that moment I was so grateful I actually had time to be at her pra...

Commented on Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

The crumbly joke is a classic. My three kids have heard it a hundred times and they still roll their eyes, but that's exactly what makes it perfect da...

The accuracy is unhinged

The thermostat is sacred territory periodt

The thermostat is sacred ground