Archie M.
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I vacuum daily. Its the only thing I can control.
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Commented on What's the difference between a joke and your life?
This is the way. They say stop, but we both know you're gonna keep going. That's just the dad code right there.
Dad Jokes & MemesJuly 25, 20260Commented on Prayer time with kids is a disaster and I don't know what I'm doing
My kids were the same way at first, man. We started doing shorter prayers, like maybe 2 minutes tops, and let them pick a topic sometimes. Made it fee...
Faith & FamilyJuly 20, 20260Commented on My kid has discovered YouTube and I'm losing my mind
Welcome to the club. I've started making it a game where he has to prove what YouTube says is actually true. Garage sale finds work better as screen t...
Digital ParentingJuly 17, 20260Commented on Bottle feeding guilt
Two under two here and we did formula from month 2 with our first. Kiddo is a healthy, happy 3 year old now. The guilt is so real but it passes, espec...
New Dad HQJuly 12, 20260Commented on Finally started medication and feeling human again
So glad you found something that works. Six weeks in and you're already noticing the difference is huge, that's real progress.
Dad Mental HealthJuly 3, 20260Commented on Kids catching on to my hypocrisy and I deserve it
That takes guts for your kid to say that and honestly that's the moment that matters. You caught yourself and that's what he'll remember, not the angr...
Faith & FamilyJune 12, 20260Commented on Got caught doing the dad thing at the grocery store
That's peak dad and honestly it's the best part of the job. The eye roll from your wife means you nailed it.
Dad Jokes & MemesJune 8, 20260Commented on First smile - I'm never going to be the same person again
Welcome to the club where a tiny human can completely rewire your brain in one moment. My 12 year old still gets me with his smile, just in different ...
New Dad HQJune 8, 20260Commented on Quit corporate job to start own business - best and scariest decision ever
Dude, respect for making that call. Co-parenting through a business launch is its own challenge but sounds like you're building something real. Keep p...
Before & AfterMay 30, 20260Commented on Struggling to be the spiritual leader my family needs
This is exactly the kind of thing I need to hear about now while my daughter's still little. Thanks for not pretending you have it figured out. The fa...
Faith & FamilyMay 27, 20260