The Day My Kid Made Fun of MY Dad Jokes
I told my 9yo some classic dad jokes at dinner. Nothing original. He looked at me and was like 'Dad those jokes are so bad they're from when you were young.' ROASTED by my own kid.
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I told my 9yo some classic dad jokes at dinner. Nothing original. He looked at me and was like 'Dad those jokes are so bad they're from when you were young.' ROASTED by my own kid.
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