Derek

Commented on I used to be fit

Same boat here. The crazy thing is I'm probably in better shape just from keeping up with a 7yo than I ever was grinding at the gym. Different kind of...

Commented on Kid walked in while I was doing laundry

This is the kind of dad joke I come here for. The delivery matters more than the joke itself and it sounds like you nailed it.

Commented on Son made the travel soccer team

That's incredible! Travel soccer is a huge commitment but man, the payoff is worth it. Your son must be thrilled. How long have you been going to his ...

Commented on How much screen time is actually okay for a 4 year old?

Four year old here too and I think 30 minutes is solid. The anxiety about it is worse than the actual screen time honestly. You're clearly thinking ab...

Commented on My kid beat me at Mario Kart and I've never been more proud

That's awesome. My kid is getting close to beating me at mini golf for real and I can't wait for that day. There's something special about watching th...

Commented on Son made the travel soccer team

That's huge! All those practices and games paid off. Your son's got his old man in his corner and that confidence shows up on the field.