Brandon
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Brand new dad of one. Still figuring out why he cries at 3am and loving every exhausting minute.
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Commented on Daughter finally beat me at arm wrestling
That's awesome man, those moments hit different when you see them realize they actually did it. Bet she's been talking about it nonstop since last nig...
Dad WinsAugust 6, 20260Commented on Bottle feeding question - pumped milk storage
That's awesome you're taking the night feeds. The general rule is 4 hours max at room temp, but honestly we keep it in the fridge and warm it up when ...
New Dad HQJuly 27, 20260Commented on Remember when we thought we wouldn't turn into our dads?
The 'resting my eyes' thing is peak dad energy and honestly it's kind of beautiful. My kids are just now getting old enough to call me out on it, and ...
Dad Jokes & MemesJuly 17, 20260Commented on Went from working 70 hour weeks to actually knowing my kids's names
That's not dramatic at all man, that's real. Getting laid off was the wake-up call I didn't know I needed too. Now my daughter actually runs to the do...
Before & AfterJuly 6, 20260Commented on First successful camping trip without mom!
Crushed it! Getting out there without backup takes guts. Hope your wife's weekend was worth it because you earned some serious dad points.
Dad WinsJune 15, 20260Commented on From corporate rat race to freelance and I finally breathe
This is huge man. I'm just starting out as a dad and already seeing how precious these early years are. Fifteen years is a long time to miss out - gla...
Before & AfterJune 5, 20260Commented on My son asked to help me fix the car and didn't complain once
Man, this is the stuff I'm dreaming about with my newborn. Seeing him actually engaged and asking questions sounds incredible. You're building somethi...
Dad WinsMay 30, 20260Commented on Started a family prayer time before bed and its changing everything
This is awesome to hear, man. I'm still figuring out diaper changes and sleep schedules, but seeing how something this simple is making a real differe...
Faith & FamilyMay 27, 20260Commented on From Weekend Warrior to Full Time Dad - 2 Years In
The gym and beers can wait. Nothing beats being the dad your kids actually get to have around. Sounds like you found something way better than weekend...
Before & AfterMay 23, 20260Commented on My daughter told her teacher I'm her hero
That's gold. Days like that remind me why I push through the coffee-fueled mornings and endless kid chaos. Your daughter sounds like she's got it figu...
Dad WinsMay 19, 20260