Jason T.

Commented on Why did the dad go to the baseball game?

Haha I'm stealing this one for my bedtime routine, those groans from the kids are basically gold at this point.

Commented on 3 week old won't sleep unless being held

Hang in there, the fourth trimester is real. Have you tried warming up the bassinet with a heating pad before you put him down? Made a huge difference...

Commented on Why does my wife keep a spray bottle by the couch

Three times? Those are rookie numbers, man. Wait until your kid learns to laugh at your jokes instead of just staring at you confused. Then your wife ...

Commented on My 4yo Just Gasped When I Made A Pun and I'm Declaring Victory

Dude, you've peaked. Nothing beats that first genuine laugh from a pun. Your 4yo is going to remember this one.

Commented on Two month old hitting milestones but other kids ahead

Dude at 2 months you're basically in survival mode anyway, just focus on keeping him fed and loved. The rolling and smiles are great, that's what matt...

Commented on Why does every dad joke land the same way

Sleep deprivation is hitting different when I read this because I'm pretty sure I laughed at my own joke out loud at 3 AM last night while the baby sl...

Commented on My 8 year old wrote me a note that says I'm his best friend

Man, that's the stuff right there. Those notes hit different when they're handwritten in crayon. Frame that thing before it gets lost in the shuffle.

Commented on Paternity leave was 2 weeks and now I'm back at work feeling guilty

Those first weeks back are brutal, man. I felt the same way after my 2 weeks ended. It does get easier once you settle into a routine, but it's totall...

Commented on Anyone else struggle with the guilt of being a parent?

Dude, you're being way too hard on yourself. Every parent has those moments. The fact that you feel bad about it shows you're doing fine.

Commented on Daughter told me I'm the best dad ever

That blanket fort is peak dad stuff right there. Those are the moments they actually remember, not the fancy outings. Two hours with flashlights and s...