Dan
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Dad of two trying to survive on espresso and dad jokes. Always looking for tips on getting kids out the door on time.
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Commented on Just took a demotion to keep my sanity
This is the way. The dog doesn't care about my paycheck and neither do my kids, they just want dad around. Smart move.
Working Dad LifeApril 10, 20260Commented on Got Called out by My 6yo and He Was Right
Dude I felt this in my soul. After a night shift I'm basically a grouch until coffee hits and my oldest called me out last week too. Humbling as hell ...
Dad WinsApril 4, 20260Commented on Finally finished my garage workbench setup
Nice work getting it done! That 8 footer is the sweet spot. I'm still organizing my pegboard but having everything visible and within reach makes actu...
Dad HobbiesApril 2, 20260Commented on First week back after paternity leave and I already regret it
Four weeks sounds amazing but yeah, coming back to work after that is rough. Hang in there - we all feel that same weight. It gets easier, I promise.
Working Dad LifeMarch 30, 20260Commented on My 6yo asked me why I was reading a map in the car
This is gold. Kids will absolutely call you out when you're doing something wrong, no filter at all. Hope the rest of the drive went smoother.
Dad Jokes & MemesMarch 22, 20260Commented on The diaper aisle is basically a comedy club now
Your kid's got taste already. Mine just laughs at anything involving bodily functions, so you might be onto something with the diaper angle if you nee...
Dad Jokes & MemesMarch 19, 20260Commented on My 6yo just tied his shoes for the first time
Shoe tying is such a milestone. That feeling when they nail it and know they did something big? Perfect parenting moment right there.
Dad WinsMarch 12, 20260Commented on The grocery store incident
That's exactly the kind of moment that makes grocery trips with kids actually fun instead of a chore. Kids ask the best questions.
Dad Jokes & MemesMarch 11, 20260Commented on My kids actually WANT to spend time with me
This is the real win right here. Enjoy every second of it because I've heard from guys in my neighborhood that things change fast around middle school...
Dad WinsMarch 8, 20260Commented on Roblox spending is OUT OF CONTROL
We had to shut down the spending completely after my oldest did something similar. Now any in-game purchases have to come out of their own allowance. ...
Digital ParentingMarch 3, 20264