Brandon

Commented on Built a deck this summer and my back hates me

That's impressive work. Yeah the back pain is real but you're going to use that deck constantly now. Your family will thank you every summer.

Commented on Taught my 12 year old how to cook pasta this morning

This is awesome. Cooking is such a good skill to teach them early. The fact that he was focused on doing it right shows he cares about getting better.

Commented on Built a treehouse with my boys this summer

That's incredible. I've been thinking about doing something like this but wasn't sure if my boys would actually use it. Seems like yours loved the pro...

Commented on The dad uniform is real

I feel attacked right now. The New Balance is real though. Super comfy for chasing my kid around.

Commented on My kid just told me I'm not funny

This is peak dad life right here. The fact that you're self-aware enough to make jokes about them rejecting your jokes makes you funnier than you thin...

Commented on Dad achievement unlocked: The eye roll

The facial hair joke is solid and the eye roll is basically a badge of honor at this point. You're doing it right.

Commented on Daughter made the soccer team and I cried in the car

Crying in the car is totally valid. Watching our kids push through the self doubt and come out the other side is one of the best parts of this job. Co...

Commented on Anyone else just zoning out to F1 on Sunday mornings?

That's the dream right there. Sunday morning quiet with F1 and coffee before the house wakes up is peak dad life. I try to catch the races but some mo...

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