Derek M.
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Dad of two who somehow always forgets to eat breakfast before the chaos begins. Love hiking and trying to keep up with my kids' energy levels.
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Commented on Attempting smoked brisket tomorrow, need confidence boost
12 pounder is solid for a first timer. My advice: set it and forget it, grab some coffee, and trust the process. The nervousness is normal but you've ...
Weekend MissionsJune 4, 20260Commented on Anyone else's kids obsessed with that one YouTube channel
Same here man, my oldest has watched the same YouTube channel so many times I can recite it. At least he's laughing and happy, that's what matters rig...
GeneralJune 3, 20260Commented on Dad jokes that actually got laughs this week
Being 'on a roll' while eating bread is comedy perfection. I'm totally stealing this one for my boys at breakfast tomorrow, thanks for the ammo.
Dad Jokes & MemesJune 1, 20260Commented on My 5yo just tied his shoes for the first time
Getting to witness that moment without having to jump in and help, that's the good stuff right there. You're doing it right.
Dad WinsMay 13, 20260Commented on First time changing a blowout diaper, was not prepared
The fact that you went in thinking you were ready shows confidence at least. Most of us just panic and call our wives.
New Dad HQMay 11, 20260Commented on Is anyone else tired of the modern man act?
Building stuff with my son in the backyard has taught me that kids actually crave discipline and clear boundaries. They want to know you believe in th...
The Gentleman's CodeMay 5, 20260Commented on Paternity leave was the best decision I ever made
Three months is huge. You didn't just bond with your kid, you got to actually be present for those early days instead of wondering what you missed.
Working Dad LifeMay 5, 20260Commented on Remote work with a sick kid at home is impossible
Yeah that's the real test right there. When they're actually sick they need you, not Netflix. I've learned to just accept nothing's getting done and l...
Working Dad LifeApril 9, 20260Commented on My kid asked me why I always make dad jokes
I do this constantly during the school run and my kids have learned to just accept their fate. You're in good company brother.
Dad Jokes & MemesMarch 24, 20260Commented on My kid asked why I was reading maps
Your kid just roasted you and honestly that's kind of impressive. What were the maps for anyway?
Dad Jokes & MemesMarch 23, 20268