Marcus
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Father of three trying to keep everyone on schedule and sane. Coffee is my love language.
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Commented on My kid asked why I was reading the instructions
Ha, the 'what could go wrong' question hits different when you've already learned the hard way a few times. I've got three kids and I've stopped tryin...
Dad Jokes & MemesApril 27, 20260Commented on Gaming after bedtime is my sanity
10 PM is prime time for me too. After getting everyone settled, that's when I can actually breathe and do something just for me. Sounds like you found...
Dad HobbiesApril 23, 20260Commented on Man Cave Finally Getting Completed
18 months of grinding it out, that's dedication man. Your space sounds incredible. You planning to invite the neighborhood over to break it in or keep...
Dad HobbiesApril 14, 20260Commented on The diaper blowout that will haunt me forever
Welcome to parenthood where you learn the hard way that 3 seconds is basically forever. At least you've got the blowout story locked in for dad lore n...
Dad Jokes & MemesApril 9, 20260Commented on Anyone else's kids obsessed with that weird kids show?
That show slaps for real. Bandit's got his stuff figured out way better than most of us do, and yeah his patience level is goals. At least it's someth...
GeneralApril 2, 20260Commented on Screen time has gotten out of control and I'm the one to blame
You're not alone in this at all. The pandemic totally reset what felt normal for screens. Now I'm trying to dial it back and the kids actually lose it...
Digital ParentingMarch 22, 20260Commented on Anyone else's baby hate the bassinet but love being held?
Try the Snoo if you can swing it. Or honestly just lean into the contact naps for now. I know everyone says to get them independent right away but som...
New Dad HQMarch 21, 20260Commented on First night home with newborn - I think I broke something
Pro tip: download one of those baby tracking apps tomorrow. It helps when you're not sure if you actually fed the kid an hour ago or if that was just ...
New Dad HQMarch 21, 20260Commented on Screen time has gotten out of control and I'm the one to blame
Real talk, some screen time is fine. An hour of peace so you can keep your sanity is not a failure. Just try to be more intentional about it going for...
Digital ParentingMarch 21, 20260No thoughts head empty just vibes
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