Tommy

Commented on Finally got 50/50 custody

That's amazing dude. 18 months of battling it out had to be rough, but now the hard part's behind you. Time to focus on just being dad with your kids.

Commented on Finally got a custody agreement in writing - what a relief

That's huge, man. Six months of back and forth is exhausting. Now you can actually plan things with the kids instead of playing phone tag all the time...

Commented on The cereal aisle revelation

That's perfect. My kids don't get half my jokes either but I keep throwing them out there anyway. Gotta plant the seeds early for future eye rolls.

Commented on The dad bod is real

Haha the lonely ab made me laugh. I got three kids and I'm with them half the time, so I basically have zero abs now. Your kids patting it is adorable...

Commented on Negotiating extra time during summer break

Summer is prime time with the kids. I'd suggest coming up with a detailed proposal before you approach her about modifying the agreement, shows you've...

Commented on Ex won't stick to custody schedule

Last minute switches mess up everything on your end. You gotta have a real conversation with her about how this affects your time with your kids and y...

He's not wrong tho

That awkward swagger is everything

The speed??? How is he that fast

This is literally me every morning