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Tried a few out on the kids: "Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crumbly!" "What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!"

My therapist keeps asking me to identify my feelings and I'm like... I don't know man. I just know I'm tired all the time and I yelled at my 6yo for s

Been trying the Headspace meditation app for about 2 weeks and there's actually a whole 'parenting' section I didn't know about until yesterday. Did t

This is more of a rant but ngl the 15-second video thing is RUINING their attention spans. My 7yo will watch like 200 shorts in a row and I genuinely

Took my 4-month-old in for a routine checkup. I mentioned we've been letting him sleep in the bassinet in our room (because honestly it's easier at ni

I say this as someone who was VERY skeptical about the magnet program and the whole application process. But 4 months in? Teacher's actually engaged,

In the best way possible. My 9 year old was playing with her friend and just naturally started talking about God and Jesus and her friend asked to pra

Posted here like 6 months ago asking if I was crazy for attempting a treehouse. Got mostly "that's unsafe" comments lol. But I've been working on it a

My son just turned 6 and discovered YouTube Kids. Now it's ALL he wants. Every time we're in the car, waiting at the doctor's office, literally anywhe

Real talk - I spent way too long feeling guilty about my kids watching TV or playing games. But then I realized: My 9yo learned actual coding skills

Not suicidal exactly but like... intrusive thoughts about how wife is better parent than me, kids would be fine (maybe better) if I wasn't around mess

So I've been putting this off for like 2 years. My wife finally got tired of me saying 'I'm fine' and basically told me to book something or she'd do

Like seriously this kid went from maybe 50 words three months ago to just... talking in full sentences now. He's narrating everything he does. "Daddy

Not even joking. My wife and I have been tag-teaming so hard that neither of us has time for basic hygiene. I smell like a gym locker mixed with spit-

Took about 3 months of practicing but my son nailed it this morning. No bunny ears, proper loop method and everything. Wife was at work so I had to te

Been playing rec league for two years and just got cut from the select team tryouts at 10 years old. Was ready to be sad with him but then he just sai

Took a sick day yesterday without telling her I was taking it for my mental health - I just said I wasn't feeling well. Spent the day alone, went for

Every. Single. Day. Leaks up his back, down his legs, sideways somehow. We've tried size 2, we've tried different brands, we've tried the expensive on

Took my 9yo to Yosemite for three days. I was honestly nervous because he's not super outdoorsy but I wanted to try. We did some easy hikes, made s'mo

My 6yo has watched Bluey approximately 847 times and I've seen enough to know all the episode names. It's actually pretty good—way better than the gar