So I surprised her by hiding in the closet. Apparently that's not what she meant. She's still not laughing.

This is probably weird to admit but when I get a rare evening to myself now I kind of hate it. Used to dream about having the house to myself, just me and whatever I wanted. Now when my wife takes the kids somewhere I get anxious after like an hour. Feel like I'm missing something or someone needs m...

I don't care what anyone says, there is no better feeling than standing in front of your grill on a nice evening with a cold drink in hand. This weekend I'm planning a steak night and I'm already thinking about the marinade. My kids think I'm weird for getting this excited about meat but they'll und...

Not a joke. My 14 year old son came to me asking about some drama with his friends. Just asked. Didn't go straight to mom or shut me out. We sat on the porch for like an hour and talked and he actually listened to what I said. I know the teenage years are coming and he's gonna think I'm lame soon bu...

My 15 year old is really pushing back on youth group and church. Says it feels fake and he'd rather sleep in on Sunday. Part of me gets it because I remember being that age, but I also want him grounded in faith. I'm trying not to force it because I know that usually backfires, but I'm worried that ...

Got a small couch, gaming setup, mini fridge, and a TV. It's nothing fancy but it's mine and I can actually have some peace and quiet. Wife said I could have it as long as I keep helping with the house stuff. Fair trade. Already spent like 6 hours in here this weekend playing games. Game recognizes ...

My kids come home from school and I'm sitting on the couch scrolling. Not because I want to, but because everything feels heavy and pointless. My wife asked me yesterday why I don't play with them anymore and I couldn't even explain it. I know I should feel happy but I just feel numb. Never thought ...

Had to have a hard talk with my oldest yesterday. He told a friend he'd help him move some stuff and then bailed to go do something else instead. Sat him down and explained that a man is only as good as his word. Once you break it, you don't get it back easy. Made him go apologize and help his frien...

Made homemade pizza with the kids tonight. I fully expected them to reject it but they each ate 3 slices and asked when we could do it again. The 5yo even helped stretch the dough and was so proud of her "creation." My oldest told me I should open a restaurant. Pretty sure he was messing with me but...

He said it was too cheesy. I said son that's literally the only good part and that's coming from a guy who named you in the group chat. He still didn't laugh.

Joined my work league for the first time and I'm actually doing pretty decent. Currently in 3rd place but the season's just getting started. Anyone else play? What's your strategy for the waiver wire?

Work has been insane for 6 months. Layoffs, restructuring, we're all doing the job of 2 people. I bring that stress home and snap at my kids over nothing. Then I feel like garbage. My wife called me out on it last week and she was right. I'm not sleeping great, barely exercising. Just work, kids, sl...

I've got a wife and two kids and I've never felt more alone in my life. Like nobody really gets what's going on in my head. My wife thinks I'm fine because I put on a good face at work and around the house. But inside I'm just drowning. I don't even know how to start explaining this to anyone. Anyon...

Our son is 3 weeks old and the second we put him down he cries. The only way he'll sleep is if I'm holding him. My wife and I are exhausted. Is this normal? When does this phase end? I love holding him but I also need to sleep sometime lol. What am I doing wrong?

I know I should put the phone down but there's always that one more thing. Kid goes to bed at 8, I tell myself I'll just relax, then I'm scrolling through messages until midnight. Waking up exhausted. Wife is pissed because I'm grumpy and tired all the time. This is my own problem right? Like nobody...