So my son has been asking for a gaming PC for like 6 months now. He's good at school, does his chores, and honestly spends most of his screen time on educational stuff or age appropriate games on the Switch. My wife thinks we should wait until he's older but I'm wondering if getting him a gaming PC ...
My daughter will watch YouTube for hours if I let her. I set time limits with the parental control app but she just asks me to extend it and I usually give in because I'm tired and need peace. Tried blocking it entirely but then she's bored and driving me crazy. Do you guys actually enforce it or is...
Was at Whole Foods and my 6 year old pointed at the organic section and asked 'Dad what does organic mean?' I said 'it means your mom paid extra money so we can feel poor faster.' Got a dirty look from my wife that could kill.
Started building a bookshelf last month and now I'm planning a whole deck. There's something so satisfying about making something with your hands. Plus it gives me an excuse to spend time in the garage away from the chaos for a bit. Anybody else do woodworking or similar projects? Looking for recomm...
My 7yo mentioned that mom said I'm 'irresponsible' because I was 10 minutes late picking him up last week. I've got him 50% of the time and I'm really involved but one delay and now he's hearing this stuff. How do I handle this without making things worse? I want to be the bigger person but I'm frus...
Turned 35 and had a kid 6 months ago. My entire friend group still doesn't get it. They still text me to hit the bars on Friday nights and I'm like yeah no I'm going to bed at 10pm because someone wakes up at 5am screaming. I miss sleeping until noon. I miss spontaneous road trips. I miss being the ...
My son is 4 months old and we're still doing the 2-3am wake up routine. Wife and I are absolutely exhausted. I keep hearing stories about 6 week olds sleeping 8 hours straight and wonder if we're doing something wrong or if those people are just lucky. Anyone else go through this? What finally worke...
We're at the point where my daughter is smiling and following us with her eyes and honestly it makes all the sleepless nights worth it. She recognized my voice yesterday and I swear I almost cried. The first month was brutal but I'm actually starting to feel like I know what I'm doing now. Still ter...
I know this is probably nothing to most of you but I'm running on fumes. My wife and I have been tag teaming the nights for weeks and last night our 6 week old actually went 4 hours between feeds. We both got to sleep at the same time for the first time in forever. I feel like a human again. Anyone ...
They asked why I was making them eat broccoli. I said 'because it makes you smart.' My oldest goes 'then why don't you eat more of it?' My wife nearly spit out her coffee. Walked right into that one.
I'm a dad with a dad joke problem. My kid asked me why I always have to make everything a joke and I said 'Because laughter is the best medicine and you kids need vitamins.' He didn't laugh. My wife left the room. But I'm still laughing at my own joke three hours later so who's the real winner here....
My kids were arguing about whose turn it was to pick a movie and I said 'I don't care which one you pick, but you need to make a decision. I'm not trying to frame you for it.' Dead silence. Then my 11 year old groaned so hard I think he pulled something. Worth it.
So I set up parental controls on the iPad with a 1 hour daily limit. Found out yesterday he figured out how to restart the device and it resets the timer. He's been doing this for weeks apparently. Not even mad, kind of impressed. Anyone else dealing with kids who are smarter than their own security...
Got asked to bring snacks to soccer practice. Brought string cheese and gatorade. Coach asks why nothing is green. Apparently the team colors are green and gold. I told my kid his coach has too many rules. Wife is still upset with me.
I said 'I've got a joke about sodium.' They said 'Na.' I died laughing. They just stared at me. The pain in their eyes made it even better honestly.