My son asked me why I named him after a cereal
He's 8 and just realized his name is the same as a breakfast brand. The look on his face was priceless. I had to explain we named him after my great grandfather, not Kashi. Still d
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Your best (worst) dad jokes, funny parenting moments, and things only dads understand.
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He's 8 and just realized his name is the same as a breakfast brand. The look on his face was priceless. I had to explain we named him after my great grandfather, not Kashi. Still d
Was at the store yesterday with my 2 year old and he started screaming because we didn't get the cookies he wanted. Instead of fighting it I just deadpanned to the lady next to us
Got my 4 year old dressed this morning, sat him down for breakfast, went to pour his juice, and heard the sound. You know the sound. Turned around and somehow it was up his back, d
So I'm changing my 3 month old and BAM, it goes everywhere. I look at my wife and say 'Well, that's the shittiest thing that's happened to me all day.' She threw a wipe at me but I
My 6 year old told his friend that his dad 'fixes things and tells the best worst jokes.' I mean, he's not wrong. Been riding that high for like three days now.
I told him I was trying to understand where he came from. He didn't laugh. My wife did though, so I'm calling that a win.
Got my kids to actually laugh at one of my jokes today without rolling their eyes first. It was about a knock knock joke that didn't work because nobody was home. They groaned but
Took my son to the store and he asked why the bananas were yellow. I said 'Because they're not ripe yet.' Wife just stared at me while my kid looked betrayed. Pretty sure I just ru
Bulldozer. My 6 year old groaned so hard he actually fell over. Mission accomplished.
I said, 'Because your mom thinks they're funny.' He looked confused and said 'No she doesn't.' I replied, 'Exactly. That's why they're called dad jokes.'
Told my teenager a joke at dinner about how I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me. The eye roll was so powerful I think he strained something. My wife couldn't stop lau
I told my 6 year old we were going to have a "fun breakfast surprise" this morning. Made some homemade pancakes from scratch, spent like 45 minutes on them. He looked at the plate
So I said, "Well that's ironic coming from someone who thinks Minecraft has a plot." He didn't laugh. I'm clearly losing my touch.
He wrote down "why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to." Not exactly the punchline structure we're going for but I gotta say the kid's got confidence. He told it to
My 6 year old was asking me what I was making for dinner and I said 'I'm making a mess of things as usual' and then he asked me why I always mess things up. Solid dad joke executio
I'm wearing New Balance sneakers, khaki cargo shorts, and a polo shirt that's just a little too big. My wife took one look at me and said 'the transformation is complete.' I didn't
So I was trying to impress my kids with a trick where I make a grape disappear and my son just looks at me and goes 'Dad that's not magic that's just you eating it.' Spent 5 minute
I'm so proud I might cry. He came up to me and said 'Why did the scarecrow win an award?' and I said 'I dunno why' and he goes 'Because he was outstanding in his field!' I have cre
I said yeah why, and he goes 'Because you always take the same route everywhere.' Not even a dad joke and he got me. Pretty sure he's developing a sense of humor that's gonna be us
My kid asked me what time it was and I said 'It's time to get a watch.' Then I followed up with 'But seriously it's 3:15.' The eye roll I got was absolutely worth it. These are the