So I thought working from home would be perfect. No commute, more time with the kids, flexible schedule right? Wrong. Now I'm answering emails at 9pm, my boss thinks I should be available all day since I'm home anyway, and my kids don't understand why dad is in the office but can't play with them. I...
My 6 year old pointed at Fruity Pebbles and goes 'Dad can we get that one?' I said 'Sure buddy but that cereal is a little rocky.' He looked at me dead serious and said 'No it's not, it's colorful.' My wife didn't laugh but that's because she's already heard all my material. The kid didn't get it ye...
I've got a whole arsenal of terrible jokes for when my kids won't settle down at night. They laugh so hard they tire themselves out then pass out. Last night I asked them what you call a sleeping bull and they were out cold before I could even say bulldozer. It's a parenting hack people need to know...
Had to correct my oldest yesterday when he was being dismissive toward his sister. Pulled him aside and reminded him that respect starts at home. Women deserve the same courtesy and consideration we give to everyone else. My boys will open doors, say please and thank you, and listen when women are s...
Our daughter is 3 weeks old and honestly I'm just trying to keep her alive. Everyone talks about this amazing bonding experience but right now I just feel anxious all the time. I love her obviously but I don't feel that overwhelming connection yet. My wife keeps saying I'll get there when she starts...
Going back to court next month to adjust custody. My lawyer wants me keeping detailed records of everything - pickups, missed calls, conversations, behavioral issues with the kids, everything. Feels kind of paranoid but I get it. Does anyone have a template or system they use? Don't want to look lik...
My boy came home from school saying some of his friends think it's weird that we say sir and ma'am and that we hold doors open. I explained to him that manners aren't outdated, they're a sign of respect and that's something we do in this family no matter what's cool at school. Proud of that moment a...
I grew up with a grandfather who lived by a code. Everything was about your word and your reputation and doing right even when no one was watching. Now that I'm a dad I realize I'm supposed to pass that down but honestly I'm not sure I'm living up to it. Some days I feel like I'm just trying to surv...
I'm really trying to instill old school values in my boys like respecting women, keeping your word, taking responsibility for your mistakes. It feels like the world is working against me on this sometimes but I'm not backing down. My 12 year old just told his mom yes ma'am when she asked him to do s...
Not sure if it was just gas but my daughter smiled at me this morning and I legitimately teared up. My wife said I'm being ridiculous but man, this parenting thing is hitting different. Can't wait to tell my coworkers even though nobody cares lol.
My wife does it like clockwork every night but when its my turn I always feel awkward and rush through it. The kids can tell I'm not into it. Been thinking a lot about this and realized its because I dont pray much on my own. How do you guys make prayer a real part of your daily routine instead of j...
Been working on this for 3 months and got the last GPU yesterday. Everything is running smooth now. Setup in the garage with a little desk I built myself. Only get to play like 2 hours a week max with the kids and work but honestly that's all I need. Anyone else build their own? What games are you g...
Had to apologize to my kids this week for losing my temper over something stupid. Asked for their forgiveness and explained that being a Christian dad means I have to keep working on myself too, that I'm not perfect and need Jesus every single day just like they do. My oldest said it made him feel b...
Been noticing a lot of young men these days with weak handshakes and no eye contact. Started drilling my 12 year old on this last week. Firm grip, look the man in the eye, say his name if you know it. He thought I was being weird about it but I caught him doing it right with my brother yesterday and...
It happened. We were at the store and my 15 year old's friend told him his dad was cool in front of him. Instead of dying of cringe he looked at me and nodded. I'm retiring from parenting on a high note. Nothing will ever top this moment.