The cereal aisle destroyed me today
My 4 year old pointed at Fruity Pebbles and said 'Dad that's the one that turns your milk into juice' and I almost fell over laughing in the middle of the store. He wasn't even try
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My 4 year old pointed at Fruity Pebbles and said 'Dad that's the one that turns your milk into juice' and I almost fell over laughing in the middle of the store. He wasn't even try
He wanted cold hard cash. My kids groaned so hard one of them actually walked out of the room. I consider that a win.
So my 14 month old had a blowout that somehow made it to his neck. His neck! I didn't even know that was possible. Changed clothes twice. The diaper bag looks like a hazmat cleanup
My 7 year old actually started groaning before I even finished the setup now. He'll be like 'Dad stop' and I haven't even said anything yet. He's just lost faith in me at this poin
Year 1: Kids laugh at everything because they think their dad is hilarious. Year 3: Kids laugh at actual dad jokes sometimes. Year 7: Kids preemptively groan. Year 10: Kids start t
I didn't, but now I'm concerned about my wife's memory.
He hides behind the couch with his eyes closed. I pretend I can't find him for like 10 minutes while he's giggling like crazy. He thinks he's a genius. I get a break. Everybody win
Because he heard someone had stolen a base! Been waiting all week to tell this one to my kids at dinner. My 7yo groaned so hard I think he pulled something.
My son came home crying because his girlfriend broke up with him. I told him there's plenty of fish in the sea. He said that doesn't help. I said well you're not a very good fisher
I said 'food.' She did not find it as funny as I did. I'm still laughing though.
I told him "Because I'm my own best audience." He said "Yeah dad, you're the only one laughing." Got me there.
New dad here. Was on a work call with my camera off when my 4 month old unleashed what I can only describe as a biological weapon. It went UP the back, down both legs, and somehow
Because he was outstanding in his field! My 5yo groaned so hard she snorted. Mission accomplished.
I asked my 7yo if he knew why the cookie went to the doctor. He said no and I said because it felt crumbly. He LAUGHED. Not groaned, not rolled his eyes, actually laughed. I'm basi
Made a joke about the wife's cooking in front of the kids and now they keep repeating it. Wife is NOT amused. Kids think I'm hilarious but I'm sleeping on the couch if I make one m
To get to the other side and then explain why it was funny for the next 10 minutes while his kids rolled their eyes
He was doing the exact same jokes to his little sister and she was laughing. Then he caught me watching and we just locked eyes. The cycle continues. He's becoming me and honestly
So my son knocked over a full glass of milk at dinner and I caught it mid air with one hand while continuing to eat my food with the other. The whole family just stared at me. My w
Made a joke at dinner and my daughter said 'Dad that's not even a real joke.' Ouch. So I asked her what makes it not real. She said 'Because nobody laughed.' Can't argue with that
He heard the drinks were on the house. My 8 year old came home and told this one and I've never been more proud. He's finally learning the craft.